Lesson 1:
Vegetables grow very fast (this all popped up in just three months) weeds grow faster
When buying a beautiful ornate mobile for the second child, make sure it is hung at a height at which the older and more agile child can’t reach it. Knots in fine invisible thread are near impossible to undo
If you are a small person and its summer, pants are overrated
(At least he knows the rules that you must wear boots and hat when you’re outside)